I got this from Vince Golangco's site:
So, if I got this right, yo may have used to be an extrovert who’s horny all the time but now, with the new zodiac signs, you may actually be an introvert who likes flowers? With this new zodiac sign change I am officially raising the BULLSHIT flag on all those fortune tellers and horoscopes (not that it hasn’t been raised on my watch before, but this just makes it super duper official).
Apparently, the Zodiac signs are based off the Earth’s axis and it’s relation to the stars or how Earth is aligned towards them. Apparently, when the original zodiac signs were made 3,000 years ago, we had those 12 zodiac signs that determine our destiny and our lives. But now, there’s a 13th sign, the Ophiuchus, that comes into play. People listed under this sign are said to be retarded and ugly…. according to one zodiac psychic palm reader horoscope thingys.
Anyway, here’s the full list of the new zodiac signs. It’s up to you what you want to do with them.
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
This Whole new change of signs makes me Aquarius from Pisces.
I'm not really a fan of that zodiac sign stuff.Well,at least not as much as someone I know(LOL).When she reads this she'll find out I'm talkin' bout her.
I dont really believe that zodiac sign thing though I read it just for fun because it never works for me.I remember when I was in high school there's this one time it says I'm gonna have the worst day of my life but then that day turns out to go smooth.I dont really believe in signs like this especially when it comes to Chinese predictions because sometimes it contradicts the word of God.Now that we figured it changes and it depends on new discoveries in Science,it seems to be weaker and weaker.This makes me glad and grateful that I am a Christian and everything I have faith in is sturdy,the word of God can really stand.
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